Woodstock Safari

Kirby (K): Pearson, why are my binoculars in your room?"
Pearson (P): "Oh, they just are."
K: "What are you doing with them in your bed?"
P: "Well, I use them to look out the window in case there are any squirrels, butterflies, or birds"
Me: "Wow, squirrels, butterflies, or birds?"
P: "No, Mom! No! In case there are squirrels, butterflies, monkeys, or birds!"