Allergy Season

Me: "Pearson, do you want to take your Snow White DVD with you to Pensacola?"

P: "No, I don't want to take Snow White."

Me: "Why not?"
P: "There is a witch in it and I am allergic to witches."

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P: "Mom, I heard a coyote at school!"
Me: "You did?"
P: "Yeah, I don't like to hear coyotes. They have long noses and they can stick them in our windows."
Me: "Coyotes cannot get in our house, they will not bother you."
P: "Well, I am allergic to coyotes, they make me sneeze. When I sneeze they get scared and run away."
Me: "I guess they won't bother you then, will they?"