Taking a Walk on the Dark Side

Me: "Pearson, you have had a very hard time obeying me today. You have been arguing with me constantly, you have spit at me, kicked me, and pitched some full-on temper tantrums. I have "had it up to here". Are you acting the way Jesus would want you to act? Are you listening to Jesus? Are you obeying me like the Bible tells you to?"

Pearson (P): "NO!"

Kirby: (later on in the evening) "How was your day today, Pearson?"

P: "I've been obeying the devil."